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A guy want to become a doctor... But he can't.. one day he decided to open his clinic without any degree.. he was sitting there in his clinic but no patient came.. atleast a patient come and told ..

Hey Doctor: when i do shit i can feel the blood with my shit.

 

They guy who was'nt a doctor replied: oh i see.. someone killed your shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

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Shits pls

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21 hours ago, BCGame_Joe said:

Shit joke giveaway!

2 winners - ill choose 2 winners. Closes midday GMT tomorrow (March 18)

Rules

- Quote and reply to this message 

- Only 1 entry per person , multiple replies will void entry

- Edit your joke if you like - edits are allowed 

Prizes

🥇 1st - The joke the makes me laugh the most

🏆 The shittest joke award - how shit can your joke be? 💩

Note - the prizes for this will be extra juicy shitcodes 

 

Ok, I got no jokes. But I find about 50% of people will spit whatever they’re drinking laughing their ass off at this little true antidote, 20% will wonder WTH I’m taking about, and roughly 30% will just give a sighed “OMG” LOL. 
 

**Kids driving me around to run errands some years ago. Craft store is the in parking lot with small movie complexes, some movie from DC series  playing**

Kid: Ok Ma truth, don’t think about your answer. Batman vs Superman. Who wins. 
*as he swings his head over mouth open grin giving me this crazy Jack Black type double trigger “you’re on. NOW “point*

Me: Rick. 

Kid: *large kiddo just completely deflated shoulders, head and all as he’s shaking his head. He looks up at me while dragging his hand down his face hard*

You DO REALIZE you have a problem and need help, right???

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21 hours ago, BCGame_Joe said:

Shit joke giveaway!

2 winners - ill choose 2 winners. Closes midday GMT tomorrow (March 18)

Rules

- Quote and reply to this message 

- Only 1 entry per person , multiple replies will void entry

- Edit your joke if you like - edits are allowed 

Prizes

🥇 1st - The joke the makes me laugh the most

🏆 The shittest joke award - how shit can your joke be? 💩

Note - the prizes for this will be extra juicy shitcodes 

 

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

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BC GAME SCAM!!!!! DANNY777 SCAM!!

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danny777 is a grandmother scammer!!!

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u have quite the fucking nerve to be a douchebag, bcgame + bcgame mods contributing shitcodes in addition to their events for which none of it they are even required to do.. not like u go to a real casino and they hand out shit left n right... it is gambling, every individual knows the risk or should know the risk of betting ur own money in hopes of a greater return.. get out of here with ur bumb ass shit babygood


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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7 minutes ago, BabyGood said:

danny777 is a grandmother scammer!!!

I think your shit needs a ban


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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44 minutes ago, SuckMyDick said:

I think your shit needs a ban

Hey Bobby u know those people who are extremely unsatisfied with themselves and suck at life so they have to hate on others to deal and tolerate themselves. @BabyGood this is just one of those. 

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4 minutes ago, _jj_ said:

Hey Bobby u know those people who are extremely unsatisfied with themselves and suck at life so they have to hate on others to deal and tolerate themselves. @BabyGood this is just one of those. 

Yeah..

LF a suga mama btw if u know anyone


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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10 minutes ago, _jj_ said:

Hey Bobby u know those people who are extremely unsatisfied with themselves and suck at life so they have to hate on others to deal and tolerate themselves. @BabyGood this is just one of those. 

ha ha ha ha

 

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Just now, BabyGood said:

ha ha ha ha

 

yes we know ur life is a joke. dont spread ur darkness, only spread ur legs baby give it to u good


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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14 minutes ago, _jj_ said:

Hola Bobby, conoces a esas personas que están extremadamente insatisfechas consigo mismas y apestan en la vida, por lo que tienen que odiar a los demás para tratarse y tolerarse a sí mismas. @BebéBueno este es solo uno de esos. 

I'm frustrated because they cheat me here, but you're frustrated because your butt smells.

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1 minute ago, BabyGood said:

I'm frustrated because they cheat me here, but you're frustrated because your butt smells.

You cheat ur self by remaining at a casino that u think is cheating u.. dont be a fucking hypocrite and ur insult is more lame than justin bieber
Edit: no disrespekt bieber! im your biggest fan

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I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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2 minutes ago, SuckMyDick said:

Te engañas a ti mismo permaneciendo en un casino que crees que te está engañando ... no seas un maldito hipócrita y tu insulto es más patético que justin bieber
Editar: ¡sin disrespekt bieber! Soy tu mayor fan

I see the boy who sucked Danny777's ass. You @SuckMyDick

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Just now, BabyGood said:

I see the boy who sucked Danny777's ass. You @SuckMyDick

How else you think shitcodes are attainable? get with the shitvent


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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1 minute ago, SuckMyDick said:

How else you think shitcodes are attainable? get with the shitvent

If you think eating asses, they gon 'give you a shit code, keep dreaming

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Anyways, im not going t o continue spamming this thread. The purpose of this thread is for codes and events apparently not for ignorance and rage. Take it to a different thread in the right section. Ty


I get coco'd trying to make a livin' now that's provable 

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U make people fools. Starving for small amount of shit .. it is probably a piece of shit.. fuck no worth .. fuck u.. waiting for nothing.. always makes people waits for nothing

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