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BITSCHEERFUL'S MEGA MARCH CHALLENGE!!!

FUNNIEST ONE LINERS!!

CONTEST ENDS MY TIME @ MIDNIGHT ON THE LAST DAY OF MARCH

🤪 ITS SIMPLE JUST POST THE BEST ONE LINER YOU KNOW AND ILL READ THEM TO A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS WHO I LIKE TO CALL THE JURY AND THEN WE DECIDE WHO WINS  

💋AS WELL IF YOU THINK THAT SOME ARE EXTRA FUNNY AND DESERVE A PRIZE MAKE SURE TO LIKE THEM THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE REPLY WITH THE MOST LIKES AS WELL

🍕GRAND PRIZE IS 1000 DOGE OR 100 TRON

🍻 RUNNER UP PRIZE IS 500 DOGE OR 50 TRON

⚓MOST LIKES GETS 250 DOGE OR 25 TRON

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Hi all

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I accidentally sprayed my deodorant in my mouth now I speak with a weird axe scent.

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I knew a poor man named Rich

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On 3/10/2020 at 4:09 AM, Bitscheerful said:

BITSCHEERFUL'S MEGA MARCH CHALLENGE!!!

FUNNIEST ONE LINERS!!

CONTEST ENDS MY TIME @ MIDNIGHT ON THE LAST DAY OF MARCH

🤪 ITS SIMPLE JUST POST THE BEST ONE LINER YOU KNOW AND ILL READ THEM TO A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS WHO I LIKE TO CALL THE JURY AND THEN WE DECIDE WHO WINS  

💋AS WELL IF YOU THINK THAT SOME ARE EXTRA FUNNY AND DESERVE A PRIZE MAKE SURE TO LIKE THEM THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE REPLY WITH THE MOST LIKES AS WELL

🍕GRAND PRIZE IS 1000 DOGE OR 100 TRON

🍻 RUNNER UP PRIZE IS 500 DOGE OR 50 TRON

⚓MOST LIKES GETS 250 DOGE OR 25 TRON

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"Have a relaxing week, everybody!" 

 

 

Crypto Laughter is always good to remember

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What do you call a fake noodle

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    An impasta!!🤣🤣🤣

 

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  ok this ones for coco..

        what do u call an alligator detective???

 

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    An investi-GATOR🤣🤩🤣

 

 

#corny/funny😛😛

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“Even a broken clock is right twice a day”

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”Men are like the bus, if you miss one another will be along in 15 minutes.” 

🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️

”Even a blind squirrel 🐿 finds a nut once in a while” 

 


 

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“Life is like this contest - It doesn’t always make sense, but If you wait long enough, sure as shit you will stumble on something that will make you chuckle and it’s all worth while.”

 

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“Happiness is hitting the coco” 

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Happy lucky days😍😍😍😍

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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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